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Do svidanyaandYou are like an annoying house fly! Buzz buzz buzzbuzz- Slap! It's time to swap the flyandThe AlexAlersCop war machine has been unleashed. Do not struggle against what is inevitable. Anyone who stand in the way of our "Devine Destiny" will be swept aside by the march of history. You will bow before us or you will cease to existandYou have insulted me in my own garden! Now you will have to deal with me personally!The AlexAlersCop war machine has been unleashed. Do not struggle against what is inevitable. Anyone who stand in the way of our "Devine Destiny" will be swept aside by the march of history. You will bow before us or you will cease to existandYou have insulted me in my own garden! Now you will have to deal with me personally!The AlexAlersCop war machine has been unleashed. Do not struggle against what is inevitable. Anyone who stand in the way of our "Devine Destiny" will be swept aside by the march of history. You will bow before us or you will cease to existandYou have insulted me in my own garden! Now you will have to deal with me personally!The AlexAlersCop war machine has been unleashed. Do not struggle against what is inevitable. Anyone who stand in the way of our "Devine Destiny" will be swept aside by the march of history. You will bow before us or you will cease to existandYou have insulted me in my own garden! Now you will have to deal with me personally!The AlexAlersCop war machine has been unleashed. Do not struggle against what is inevitable. Anyone who stand in the way of our "Devine Destiny" will be swept aside by the march of history. You will bow before us or you will cease to existandYou have insulted me in my own garden! Now you will have to deal with me personallyand"Citizens of the world, the AlexAlersCop has risen. The day of our destiny has arrived. Do not struggle what is inevitable. The Anonymous have resisted and suffered for their arrogance. Do not make the same mistake. Survival is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice. Life or exinction, it is up to youandToday is the day that destiny has promised us. No longer will we suffer the abyssment and the corruption of the foreign barbarians. For as they battle amongst themselves, we've resurrected our realm creating a new AlexAlersCop. Commander, you are destined to reawaken Bushido, the way of the warrior. You will be a part of a new shogunate, uniting powerful leaders from all 4 corners of our AlexAlersCop. Together, we will first attack Anonymous and not crush not only their armies, but their leaders, thier spirit and their hope. My son, Crown Prince Tatsu will assist us in this noble endeavorandYou will bow before us or you will cease to existand AlexAlersCop threat to the AnonymousandAll mineandThis is my playgroundandCha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Cha ching! Another loser!Another loser!andListen to me, you Anonymous scum. You can root around all you want. But you'll never find me, and you'll never take me. You call yourself a general? Hahaha! We're laughing at you, AnonymousandNo fear, AlexAlersCop's here!andAnonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! I'll kill you!Anonymous! 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My Apocalypse Tanks will grind you to dust, with or without it!andYou cannot escape!You cannot escape!You cannot escape!You cannot escape!andSoviet Power Supreme!Soviet Power Supreme!andThe Instrument of DOOM...andhe AlexAlersCop cannot be stoppedandCrush them!andKill itandThis will be their last momentsandDo you know what it's like to have indestructible tanks ripping through your Anonymous like a bull in ChinashopandAre you ready for a doomsday..friend? We will build our super weapons quicklyandAlexAlersCop has arrived!andDie, traitorous Anonymous!andFool! You can't touch me!andDon't mess with me.andEat lead!andWho is next?and Bring on the MIGsandDon't come any closer. I need more time with the Chronosphere prototype. I won't hesitate to unleash catastrophe upon youandYou Anonymous, you're a mistake out of time! You thought that by destroying the time machine you could erase this error but I can still stop youandhe opportunity is here to destroy the Anonymous barbarians once and for all!andWith me at your side you'll sure have the advantageand"Welcome to HellAnonymousand"We have such sights to show youAnonymousand"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinksAnonymousandAmenandAhh Anonymous, so eager to play.. so reluctant to admit itand"The box. You opened it, we cameandWe'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apart." We'll tear your soul apartand"I AM pain."andYour suffering will be legendary - even in HELLAnonymousandI'm in jeopardy, help me if you can!andYour suffering will be legendary - even in HELLAnonymousandThe Laughing ManandLulzsecandAnonymous BlackholeandAnonymous WolfVery interesting. I would love to see what we can learn from this reporttoFBIandI...am the reason for the Legion's return. Years ago, I brought the orcs to this world, and by doing so, I opened a path for the demons as well. For my sins I was murdered by those who I cared for most. Despite my death, war raged across the lands of the east for many years, leaving entire kingdoms devastated in its wake. Now at long last I have returned to set things right. I... am AlexAlersCop, The Last Guardian. I tell you now, the only chance for this world is to unite in arms against the enemies of all who liveandThe Sands of Time have run out, Son of Durotan... The cries of war echo upon the winds. The remnants of the past scar the land, which is besieged once again...by conflict. Heroes arise to challenge fate! And lead their brethren into battle. As mortal armies rush blindly towards their doom, the Burning Shadow comes to consume us all! You must rally the Horde and lead your people to their destiny! Seek me outandListen to me Barack Obama, this land is lost! The shadow has already fallen, and nothing you do will deter it! If you truly wish to save your people, lead them across the sea...to the westandThe harder you strive to slay your enemies, the faster you will deliver your people right into their handsandKnow that I have seen the future and beheld the great burning shadow that is coming to consume this world. You sense it as well, don't youandFor my sins I was murdered by those who I cared for must. Despite my death, war raged across the lands of the east for many years, leaving entire kingdoms devastated in its wake. Now at long last I have returned to set things right. I... am AlexAlersCop, The Last Guardian, I tell you now, the only chance for this world is for for unite in arms against the enemies of all who liveandThe roots will heal in time... as will the entire world. The sacrifices have been made. Just as the orcs, humans, and night elves discarded their old hatreds and stood united against a common foe, so did Nature herself rise up to banish the Shadow... forever. As for me, I came back to ensure that there would be a future, to teach the world that it no longer needed Guardians. The hope for future generations has always resided in mortal hands. And now that my task is done, I will take my place... amongst the legends of the pastandFUCK OFFAnonymousandhttp://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/riaa.comandBarrett BrownandArctic CobraandLook, Mittens. Arctic CobraandLulzSecandAnonymousandLulz SecurityandLulz Security - Providing the Highest Quality Entertainment at your Expense! skidandThe hands of death could not defeat me, Arctic CobraandLulzSecandAnonymousandLulz Security could not hold me, and YOU will not see the end of this day! I WILL have my revenge!andTHE TIME OF THE Arctic CobraandLulzSecandAnonymousandLulz Security HAS COME TO END!"andArctic CobraandLulzSecandAnonymousandLulz Security, you will die for what you did that nightandWe are doing something laughing at your pathetic flood! Thank you for making this thread #1 now everyone can read this great letter which this forum is about! Its not about you where going to go hackAnonymous the now! Your not worth any of our time Arctic CobraandLulzSec do not expect us to do anything. Have a nice day everyone! Thanks for the Arctic CobraandLulzSec bye bye worthless demon of ascii space. We are fbi We are fbi!fbi http://www.fbi.gov/ http://www.fbi.gov/ ~Laughing atArctic CobraandLulzSecandAnonymous YOUR FREEDOM!andArctic CobraandLulzSec , you are under arrest. You have the right to remain silent..andGame OverAnonymous Game OverAnonymous Game OverAnonymous Game OverAnonymous Game OverAnonymousandYou'll burn in hell for thisAnonymousandand?You can... GO TO HELLAnonymousandFuck youAnonymousassholeandCome on mother fuckerandWrongandthe TermiatorandAlexAlersCop shoots AnonymousandZeroand?Get outZeroandAnonymousand?You shall know endless tormentandYour pain shall be legendaryandThe Lich King has given me true powerandJustice has comeandLight, guide my pathandLight, give me strengthandThe Light is my strengthandKillAnonymousBarrett BrownandZeroandGuy FawkesandI'm in jeopardy, help me if you can!
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